Hullo there, and well-met! I hope this missive is not intruding upon anything important, and if by unhappy chance it is, then I am sure you will disregard it and take no offence. But it is my very sincere hope that it does not intrude, and instead is met with some degree of interest and curiosity in the matter I propose. For, you see, I have need of some help with a small matter, and...
Well, I say a 'small' matter, but I do not know how long it might take. It could end up being quite a 'big' matter, as these things go! But we will not know until it is quite under way, will we?
If you are interested in learning more, I ask that you please seek me out at my comfortable hobbit-hole just north of the Town Hole, in Michel Delving, being the principal town of the Shire.
Yours in need and looking forward to your positive reply,